Email app say you've got 5 digits of unread? Same. How much of that is pure bullshit? Most of it. Get a spam alias, hand it out freely, and have the satisfaction of telling Best Buy your email is whatever the hell you want it to be.
Choose a @fuckspam.lol address. Make it absurd. Make it brilliant. No one's judging — that's literally the whole vibe. You're never giving this to anyone who matters.
Best Buy wants your email? Sure. Ticketmaster? Knock yourself out. Every retailer, newsletter, and "loyalty program" in existence gets the alias. Your real inbox stays clean.
Real emails still reach you. Everything else? Torched. If a sender gets out of hand, kill that specific alias mid-campaign. Win win.
"I gave out dickbuttmaster@fuckspam.lol to every airline I've ever flown. My actual inbox went from a disaster to something I can look at without crying."
"The moment I typed my fuckspam address into the Best Buy checkout I felt something. Peace, I think. I'd forgotten what that felt like."
"Honestly the kill-switch feature alone is worth it. Unsubscribe buttons are a lie. Kill the alias and it's over. Instantly. It's beautiful."
Join the waitlist. Be first in line to tell every retailer, airline, and loyalty program on earth exactly what your email address is.
// No spam. Obviously. We'd be hypocrites.